Lay Some Pipe

You aren't just paying for the hour; you’re paying for the years of broken knuckles and "twisted" trial-and-error it took to master the craft. This shirt lay it all out for the customers who want to "help" or—heaven forbid—tell you how they saw it done on YouTube.

• The Vibe: The ultimate job-site power move.

• The Breakdown: * Standard Rate: For when you're left alone to do it right.

  • If You Watch: For the "supervisors."

  • If You Help: For the ones who make it take twice as long.

  • If You Worked On It First: For the "I almost had it" crowd.

• Fit: Rugged, professional-grade cotton that stands up to a full day in the shop.

• Warning: Wearing this may lead to shorter conversations with customers and a sudden increase in your actual hourly take-home.

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

• 4.5 oz.

• 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

• Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

• Modern classic fit

• High stitch density for smoother printing surface

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Rolled forward shoulder

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Tubular fit for minimal torque

• Tear away label