The Safety Certified Tee

Description: We’ve all been there—stuck in a windowless breakroom, watching a flickering video from 1994 about ladder safety while fighting for our lives to stay awake. This design is a badge of honor for anyone who has successfully "passed" a safety seminar with their eyes closed. It’s the ultimate tribute to the corporate grind and the bureaucratic hoops we jump through just to get back to the actual work.

The Vibe: Relatable, sarcastic, and 100% OSHA-adjacent.

The Design: Featuring a "Twisted" take on a certification seal, showcasing a pro in the middle of a high-stakes desk nap. It’s the visual definition of "checked out."

Fit: Extra soft—perfect for those long meetings where you need to be comfortable while you "absorb" the information through osmosis.

Warning: Side effects include supervisors checking your pulse during meetings, coworkers asking for your "secret" to staying so calm under pressure, and an immediate increase in your breakroom street cred.

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

• 4.5 oz.

• 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

• Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

• Modern classic fit

• High stitch density for smoother printing surface

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Rolled forward shoulder

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Tubular fit for minimal torque

• Tear away label